
Stefan Svitko ganador de la etapa 10 del Dakar. Foto: Facebook.
Stefan Svitko ganador de la etapa 10 del Dakar, que inició en Belén y terminó en La Rioja donde nuevamente se terminó la especial antes por clima.
Es el primer triunfo en etapa del piloto Svitko siendo este su 7° Dakar. Segundo se colocó la sensación argentina, Kevin Benavides mientras que el líder de la general, Toby Price fue tercero con un ritmo que lo podría llevar a la victoria.
Esta etapa fue maratón, es decir, sin asistencias.
Resultados Etapa.
1. Stefan Svitko (SVK), KTM, 4 hours 2 minutes 23 seconds
2, Kevin Benavides (ARG), + 2 minutes 54 seconds
3. Toby Price (AUS), KTM, + 5.47
4. Paolo Goncalves (POR), Honda + 6.01
5. Antoine Meo (FRA), KTM, +7.43
6. Pablo Quintanilla (CHI), Husqvarna, + 9.55
7. Helder Rodrigues (POR), Yamaha, + 12.01
8. Ricky Brabec (USA), Honda, + 13.47
9. Adrien van Beveren (FRA), Yamaha, + 18.01
General.
1. Price, 34 hours 49 minutes 4 seconds
2. Svitko, + 23.12
3. Paolo Goncalves (POR), Honda, + 34:15
4. Pablo Quintanilla (CHI), Husqvarna, + 42.49
5. Meo, + 44.05
6. Benavides + 45.10
7. Rodrigues + 56.17
8. Brabic + 1 hour 12.08
9. Farres + 1:15.09
10. Van Beveren + 1:21.55
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